A powerful reading of the original play followed by dance and burlesque performances with all funds raised from the event donated to the Hays Caldwell Women's Center.
VM 2026 MERCH
STICKERS
Shirts
Totes
Note: proceeds from merch purchases go direcrtly to the vendor and are not donated to the event.
THE MONOLOGUES
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The Little Coochi Snorcher That Could: A humorous story of a woman's first orgasm, a playful take on self-discovery.
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The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy: A monologue about a woman who finds joy and purpose in female pleasure.
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I Was There in the Room: A moving account of a woman present at the birth of her granddaughter.
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Because He Liked to Look at It: A man's unusual fascination with his partner's vagina.
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The Vagina Workshop/Discovery: Segments where women describe their humorous and sometimes challenging attempts to find and understand their own vaginas.
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The Flood: A monologue about menstruation, referencing the natural cycle and its societal perceptions.
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Reclaiming C@%t: A piece focused on reclaiming power and language around female genitalia.
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Hair Monologues: Stories about the cultural pressure and personal choices surrounding pubic hair.
These are just a few examples; the play features many more characters and brief stories that will be performed by our local ensemble. You can learn more information about the history of this local event here.
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RAFFLE
Before and during the show you will be able to purchase tickets for our locally
famous raffle! Put your tickets in the jar for some seriously amazing prizes like
boudoir photo sessions, art, beauty services, handmade goods, and more. Just like
everything else from this event,100% of the money we raise from the raffle
goes to The Hays Caldwell Women's Center to support their programs.
Check out our Facebook page in the weeks before the show to see a sneak peak
of the items up for grabs!
THE BURLESQUE PERFORMERS
The Vagina Monologues is a groundbreaking play by V (formerly Eve Ensler) that uses interviews with women to explore taboo topics like sexuality, abuse, and self-identity, aiming to celebrate vaginas and spark dialogue, evolving into the global anti-violence V-Day movement. Its meaning lies in giving voice to diverse experiences, challenging societal norms, and empowering people to confront gender-based violence through theatrical honesty and activism, though it has sparked debates about inclusivity and representation. Our performance of the play is open and welcoming to all who identify.
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"My Vagina Was My Village": A powerful piece about cultural identity and the vagina as a sacred space, often performed by a woman of color.
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My Angry Vagina: An energetic monologue expressing frustration and rage about experiences with vaginas.
Sindy Lewd-Who
Sindy Lewd-Who is a lifelong dancer and first-time burlesque performer at this year's Vagina Monologues. She is so excited to share the beauty of self-love for this incredible cause.
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Kitty Pink
Kitty Pink is a regularly performing member of the Bat City Bombshells of Austin. She's been performing burlesque for about two years and is so happy to be back at the Monologues. She's the pussy that will make you purr!
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Bomb Shelly
A Vagina Monologues veteran, Bomb Shelly is a burlesque performer, dance teacher, and writing graduate student working on a capstone on the benefits of adult dance education for working women and mothers. She's thrilled to grace our stage once again.
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Alexis Celeste
Alexis Celeste has been practicing pole and aerial arts since 2015. She teaches pole and lyra classes in New Braunfels and can't wait for her second appearance on the Vagina Monologues stage.
Midnight Breeze Bellydance Co
Midnight Breeze Bellydance Co. is a dance troupe based out of the San Marcos area that has a 25+ year history of bringing the joy of dance to the Hill Country area. If you’re looking for a supportive dance community in the SM area, contact Midnight Breeze Bellydance on Facebook or join us at the San Marcos Activity Center on Tuesdays at 6:45 pm for belly dance classes taught by troupe leader Krystal Todd.
Music by Jennifer Fritz Koonz
Jennifer Fritz Koonz is a musician from San Marcos, Texas who is excited to open the show with her gutiar playing!
ABOUT
in our 9th year, we are a group of women dedicated to showcasing the Vagina Monologues in San Marcos, Texas every year to raise funds for the hays caldwell women's center.
OUR MISSION
We’re thrilled to announce that our 9th annual performance of The Vagina Monologues, benefiting the Hays-Caldwell Women’s Center, is on Saturday, February 7, 2026. Doors open at 6:00 pm and the show starts at 7:00 pm. Join us for an unforgettably empowering evening of performances featuring spoken word, dancing, burlesque, music and more at our annual performance of the SMTX Vagina Monologues. Enjoy delicious hors d'oeuvres, signature cocktails, and exciting raffle opportunities while supporting the vital work of the Hays-Caldwell Women's Center.
NOTE: This is an adults-only event. Tickets are restricted to guests 21 years of age and older. Buy them here.
Your support helps ensure that HCWC can continue providing critical services including emergency shelter, counseling, and advocacy for survivors of family violence, sexual assault, and child abuse.
Our mission is to end violence against all women, girls, and gender-expansive people using art and activism, by raising awareness and funds for anti-violence programs, and creating a space for survivors to share their stories and break silences around sexuality, rape, and abuse.
CONTACT US
San Marcos, Texas 78666
SMTXVaginaMonologues@gmail.com
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SPONSORS & PARTNERS
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